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Ulquiorra Schiffer

{Ool-kee-awr-uh Shif-er}

1. /Noun/ - A character from the popular anime/manga, Bleach. He is a main part of the antagonist group, the Espada, under the command of Aizen Sousuke. His outward appearance is odd (like half the characters in the entire series) consisting of deathly pale skin, large and extremely green eyes, jet black hair, and cyan lines running down his face giving him the appearance that he is crying. As well, the remaining parts of his Hollow mask (as he is an Arrancar) looks like someone had taken a Viking's helmet, chopped it in half, and super-glued part of it onto the left side of his head. His Hollow hole is at the base of his throat.

Not only do the tear streaks that run down his face give fans enough grounds to call him "emo" and "emo bitch", but he also has the personality that makes a potato look exciting. Despite this, he still has massive amounts of fangirls.

Ulquiorra's release form is yet to be known, but there are many theories on the matter such as some form of feline or reptile. Some people even joke he may end up being a garbage man or trash can, due to the fact that in his first appearance he deems everyone he meets as 'trash'.

Popular romantic pairings with Ulquiorra Schiffer are Grimmjow Jaegarjaques, Aizen Sousuke, and most annoyingly of all, Inoue Orihime.

Ulquiorra's rank among the Espada is fourth, represented by the Gothic four on his chest. He also has the ability to take out his eye and crush it to pass on information, having the eye later regenerate.

2. /verb/ - To be out emo-d, out bitched, deliver less ownage, and out uke-d by someone else.
Noun
1. Who's the emo looking kid on the television? Oh wait, that's just Ulquiorra.

2. When Ulquiorra Schiffer is paired up with Inoue Orihime, my mind implodes due to the complete oddity of it all.

Verb
1. Ulquiorra is the only character that can ever master the art of Ulquiorra.
by Anonymous Suckers April 29, 2008
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Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth
I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010
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scraffing

Feeling incredibly tired or lazy, esp. after smoking marijuana
We lit up after a long day at work and man, was I ever scraffin'!
by Nathan May 13, 2005
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scaff

Noun :
(1)a person whose appearance is down-at-heel possibly wearing a tracksuit and/or brightly coloured baseball cap at a ridiculously steep angle.

(2) A friendly informal name between friends.

(3) A person who attempts to obtain an item for free or at a discount.

verb :
(1)to do very little.
(2)to obtain something by subterfuge or for free.


Also:

Scaffy - To resemble a scaff.
Example of usage(2) :"Alright scaff, did ye get ma mars bar?"

Example of usage(3):"Naw, ah'm no buying ye a fuckin mars bar, ya scaff"

Example of verb (1) : "Ah jist scaffed about in the house aw day"

Example of verb usage (2): "Ah pure scaffed a mars bar aff him"

Scaffy : "Ah've no shaved and ah jist flung these auld trackies oan - I look pure scaffy."
by McDee August 13, 2004
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scaff

Someone who is dirty or just downright filthy looking
Ew John is such a scaff
by TeeFritz November 23, 2010
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Schaeferville

1. a township within the confines of Pekin Illinois where there seems to be no zoning or regard for pollution. In this township, almost every single house has been neglected for years and they resemble a crack house. Also rent is never more that $100 a month.

2. a retirement haven for drug dealers and alcoholics.

3. the ghetto in Pekin, IL.
I'm not going to her house, she lives in Schaeferville!
by JMAN9460 March 24, 2011
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Schmaff

Sophie was overcome with surprise as Owen mischievously jabbed her in the schmaff.
by teedeebee September 2, 2009
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