altar robber 

A parent who can't accept the relationship their child is in, because they are protective of their child and/or do not like their child's significant other. Will lecture their child on the cons of their relationship and go to lengths to end the relationship. The parents may appear to even like the significant other when talking to them, but call them names behind their back to brainwash their precious offspring.

His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.

altar robber by diddyjr January 14, 2007

Poop Robber

There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.

Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."

Poop Robber by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010

Nob-Robber 

A woman who gives off that "I'm crazy and could potentially cut off your penis while you sleep" vibe. It is usually more easily identified when the victim is accompanied by close friends.

"Hey Chad, can I steal you away for a sec? WTF, dude? Did you not see her eyes? That chick is a Nob-Robber for sure! Back me up, Paul..."

"Yeah steer clear of her, Chad. She's not worth losing lil' Chazz over!"

Nob-Robber by YanniFZ January 19, 2014

juul robber 

Someone who robs people of there Juul device.

Me: yo i robbed that nigga caleb daniels for his juul this shit bussin!

My nigga: Damn bro u deadass a juul robber.

juul robber by BenBallerNoJohnnyDang January 4, 2018

Pond robber

A French person/someone who is learning French.

Hi pond robber!

Pond robber by GarlicBreadSoup June 29, 2022

rob the robber

Annoying little son of a bench
Can talk for hours

I have that Rob the Robber

rob the robber by Hi fn April 20, 2018

Turd Robber

So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!

Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.

You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.

Kate Bosworth, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Turd Robber

Turd Robber by sircaleb11 April 17, 2011