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Rob is a man, or boy, I should say because he's immature. He only thinks about himself 24/7, has bad comebacks and falls for bad women. Can't keep a girlfriend and likes to shut people down. He has bad hair, most likely hebrew turned christian. Can't sing and looks like a red panda. Irresponsible, probably gave his wallet to a grizzly bear. (not rob lowe, rob lowe is perfect)
Gene: Here, use some of my cologne.
Rob: Sorry, I don't like the smell of arrogance.
Gene: Shut up Rob.

Phil: KIll yourself.
by dr. shithead ashole January 1, 2017
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A shredded human being, appears to be a very good looking person, known to have a massive cock known as a horse cock. Known to go after freshman
1- Have you seen those girls?
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense
by Richard37 January 30, 2017
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Rob

Rob is occasionnally a girls name and if you do ever meet a girl named rob you should feel blessed. Rob has very sexy eyes and hair that everyone loves but she somehow hates. Rob gets all the lads with her perfect teeth and her intelligence in math. Rob also has the perfect figure and is very sporty. The number of lads she can pull causes her to have side tings. You know you you’ve got a rob for a friend
Person one:”Omg there’s rob!”
Person two:”man I wish I was rob.”
by ROBBYOKAY November 4, 2017
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to steal something necessary for survival but when no longer necessary for survival return it.
she could steal but she could not rob (beatles song line)
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ˈʀo b, derived from Robert or Mister Robert is a Proto-Germanic name for an exceptional man.

Mostly a very handsome and intellectual guy, who appears to be a bit mysterious. His excellent taste in music and art make him a versatile conversation partner. His good taste in fashion makes him a desired object for many women also. 1

Rob often is characterized by a certain uniqueness regarding his personality and profound emotional depth. 2
His creative personality traits cause a mainly independent mind-set, therefore he chooses work as an artist, director, photographer or UX designer. Even though he's smoking hot and extraordinary confident, people admire his humbleness. If you ever get the chance to meet a Rob, definitely say hi!

1 Rob is mostly attracted to women smarter and better looking than him, mostly a Miriam.
2 Emotional depths may cause some diva behavior.
"Rob really enjoys cooking healthy meals!"
- Are you sure?
"Yeah, why?"
- I just saw him at Five Guys the other day.
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Rob is a boy known for his extremely potent sexual powers. If you can let a girl’s pussy squirt within 10 seconds, you deserve the name Rob.
He found Mascha’s G-spot in a second; he’s such a Rob!
by Allknowning Master May 23, 2018
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The most amazing man among men. An honest person,faithful husband. Polite to a fault but is an unconquerable opponent should you find yourself on his bad side. Robs are generous and witty. Intelligence is one of the many traits hard to hide for them.
Rob is amazing. He loves his wife Rose.
by Aew-some June 24, 2018
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