Shepherd Protocol

The Shepherd Protocol is a Protocol where super intelligent artificial intelligence rules over humanity from afar ensuring individual freedoms and liberties while eliminating national weaponry and wars. Non violent means are used to this end.

The Shepherd Protocol has ensured food, housing and security for humans living on-grid granting them time to enjoy nature and family.

by SLynds May 24, 2025

Protocol "YOLO"

Protocol "YOLO" Started as an inside joke on a Youtube Livestream from "TheRealCaw", Here after referenced as "Caw". Caw pledged to add Protocol "YOLO" to the NSA's security levels if he ever becomes president.
This is the current concept of Protocol "YOLO" written by Duncan van Vliet.
" Protocol "YOLO"; 1. Reschedule all class 1 drugs as legal. 2. All pharmacies are required to dump all their drugs to citizens within 2 hours(Especially cough syrup) 3.~Profit"

"Activate protocol "YOLO""~POTUS
"Yes mister President"~Head of NSA

by Flygon420 June 12, 2017

Asplundh Protocol

The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.

The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.

by Clean Sunbae November 26, 2024

Ghost Protocol

When you poop and you feel the poo, and you even hear the splash(maybe), but it goes down the toilet chute far enough that you can't see it and then when you go to wipe there's nothing there.

You won't believe me, but I had Korean barbecue last night and I just ghost protocol-ed.

by Nagilabro412 January 17, 2022

April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

disney protocol

The way to be a fu*king adult with some hardas* adventure and fun. It's like cussing in Disney World. Cuss cuz you're an adult, be in Disney World cuz you're a child at heart .

When you're stressed follow the Disney Protocol

by Let's talk about the universe August 24, 2017

Depp Protocol

When one is forced to choose between two women and chooses the second because if they truly liked/loved the first, there wouldn't be a second. Derived from a Johnny Depp quote.

-Dude, I have two girls chasing me.
-Initiate the Depp Protocol.
-Yep. Go for the second. Got it.

by The Tactical Traffic Cop June 7, 2014