Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013

Poot

(1)
A shortened form of Pootis.
Better used for repetition as onomatopoeia.

(2)
A verb form of Pootis.

(1)
Heavy: (Takes out Pootis Gun and opens fire)
Pootis Gun: POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT-

(2)
From "Meet the Pootis Bird"
Pootis Bird: ...She weighs 150 kg and POOT $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to POOT this weapon, for 12 seconds.

by LithiumLanthanumNitrogen6738 December 11, 2020

Poot

care

"I don't even poot."

by Potato4life January 16, 2018

POOT

A term meaning Pull Out On Time, in refrence to sex where the man pulls out before impregnating the woman. Popularized on the Elliot in the morning show.

"Come on dude, did u poot" "Naw man i'm in troble, my wife's gona kill me"

by ACE man September 22, 2005

poot

Shortened version of putang, slang for vagina. See: Putang.

Did you stick your cock in her poot?

by Juanathan April 2, 2007

pooted

baked, stoned, under the influence of marijuana, etc

Aw sheeeeet daw, we is gon get straight pooted after my lil sista's birthday party

by Ianis June 11, 2006

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009