Paturdity Leave

The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids off at the pool.

Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.

Hey Roy! Where have you been for the last hour? On paturdity leave?

by gus_dodge March 9, 2005

phat cock

A penis with a notably large girth.

Bob's phat cock is wider than it is long.

by Phat Phallus September 27, 2013

Phat

phat with a "ph" means thick

damn that girl got a phat ass

by kidlion8 October 23, 2016

Phatdippin'

The opposite of skinny dippin'. Simply jumping into a body of water with your clothes on.

Rhett and Link went down to the river to go phatdippin' in their winter coats.

by PhilShub March 31, 2009

baby phat

branch of phat farm created for woman by kimora lee simmons

check out dis baby phat shirt

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Phat

Attractive and gratifying. A synonym for "cool." The most inefficient synonym for "cool," that is. I have never heard anyone use this word, besides in a cartoon where the protagonist uses this word to compliment someone. This someone so happens to be a fat dude. The show then emphasizes how far this kid has shoved his foot into his larynx. Using this word unironically is not a good idea, as its homonym is not the most flattering adjective. No offense to fat people, though. They're usually pretty cool.

Johnny Test: You're looking super PHAT today!
Cool Clerk: WTF dude? Rude!
Johnny Test: You know, PHat, with a "PH!"
Cool Clerk: That's totally lame bro.

by Derineka February 19, 2021

Phat Pussy

A pussy that is tight,has lips have to pry them open to touch the clit its gusshy,wet. A GOOD PUSSY.

Damn that girl leah got a phat pussy.

by jessaayy December 21, 2008