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poop pendulum

"Poop pendulums" occur when one takes a very large and long shit that hangs from the rectum for a long time. As the shitter tries to squeeze it off, the poop begins to oscillate back and forth, often resulting in "brown balls." The pendulum effect can be caused by many different scenarios, though, such on on rough sees, during earthquakes, while sextashitting, and when mastecrapping.
"Dude, Tina gave me the worse case of blue balls, so I went to mastecrap one out. I ended up with a poop pendulum and brown balls. I feel much better."
by Squeezy May 6, 2014
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laser pendulum

A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-

The guy who wrote that just died.
by djkhlaskjfh October 27, 2008
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The Pengelum

The swaying of old, harry, saggy, testicles.
Oh dude! I just walked in on Grandpa Stu and his nuts could do the pengelum!
by HairyBalzack August 21, 2009
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Pendulum Balls

Really saggy balls resemballing a science intstrument known as pendulums
That old guy has pendulum balls mommy!
by BROOM DICK TITS! December 4, 2010
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pendulumed

The act of having been/being struck in the testicles by the swinging arm of the person walking next to you.
We shared a nice walk on the beach until she pendulumed me and i pushed her into the ocean.
by rogeliow August 15, 2012
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pendulum effect

When a man maintains a fast pace of thrusting while having sex with a woman in the Doggystle position so as the man`s balls are swinging forward and knocking against the woman's clitoris making her orgasm even faster.
Normally it takes Heather a long time to come but last night was much faster because she was induced by the pendulum effect.
by OdinSaysFold November 15, 2013
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pendulum sharpener

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah
by OkaJeff June 14, 2017
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