Renal Penal

This is when someone has sex withy ou so hard that you feel it up in your kidneys.

Oh fuck...he gave me such a renal penal last night...ouch, and I'm still sore!

by Pyroz Blazegate March 15, 2021

Penal code 6244

In the event of a domestic dispute everything is documented and there is no protection against text harassment .so if an ex partner was to be texting you in an inappropriate manner or purely to piss you off instead of using the phrase go fuck yourself it's much safer to say they're violating Penal Code 6244 . Or just reply with 6244 since there is no legal code to stop these harassing texts

by Ball freckle May 2, 2016

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penal prostate exam

When you go to the doctor to get a prostate exam, but you coulda swore he did it with his weiner

I got a physical man, and something other then a finger went up my butt.

Dude, he totally gave you a penal prostate exam.

by poqwer September 17, 2007

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Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy

A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.

Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

by someweido April 19, 2009

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Reverberating Penal Pumper

A Reverberating Penal Pumper is a person who with no dought is the dumbest and has the smallest penis then anyone that you may know. They are annoying and most of the time only talk about guys so most likely gay. And or listens to Rap Music. Simptoms may include...

Faggoty remarks like, "NO GUYS!" or, "SUCK MY PRETTY LITTLE DICK!" and "SHUT UP! I'M GONNA GO LOOK UP PORN!"

Repeating quotes from movies, Video games, Lame song lyrics, or Television...
"SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME." or, "FoRizzle My BiDizzle my Shizzle!" and, "YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!" but of course, "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!"

Troy: Hey Ryan, you know you're a faggot, right?
Ryan: Suck my pretty little Dick!
Troy: HaHaHaHa...You're nothing but a Reverberating Penal Pumper!
Ryan: Shut Up! I'm gonna go look up porn!

by Troy Forster July 2, 2008

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