Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020

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Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

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penal infection

When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.

Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!

by Penal infection April 13, 2022

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all penal sec gyal does horn. if u dating a gyal from pss dey probably horning u wit a shiva man. u hadda be rel sweet tuh not get horn by one ah dem. dem gyal inside pss is d kinda woman tuh go wit one ah yuh padna if alyuh done. den she go thru yuh whole friend den after da she go talk shit bout all ah alyuh. life lesson: dont date most pss gyal

everybody love penal sec gyal

by whos u dawg January 21, 2023

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