apathletic

Uninterested in professional sports.

You could try talking about something other then sports with him, he's apathletic.

by Gern Zaphod Archicbald Spiegel September 9, 2015

Patholitical Liar

Saying or doing anything to further your political career esp. When there's no truth involved.

Hillary is such a patholitical liar, she told us for a year there was nothing classified or wrong with her emails on her private server, the FBI investigation showed that this was false.

by Big R001 July 12, 2016

Barbeast Athletics

A trending fitness apparel line based out of Georgia, USA. Barbeast Athletics is where the strong become stronger. They are a true strength apparel company based around Powerlifting, Strongman, Weighlifting, CrossFit, etc.

Barbeast Athletics encourage everyone to be a BARBEAST and put your old PRs to rest.

by Barbeast Athletics April 26, 2019

Pathetic

A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.

Albert: I can kick the ass of anybody for good.
Umer : You know what? You are pathetic!

by Umer September 11, 2008

paraletic

Being so off your face pissed that you can't walk, can't talk properly and in the case of my experience being utterly unable to control your own actions

I took my friend Kelly on holiday with me and my family to Antigua in the carribean. She had fancied my brother for about a year. One night I left her with our group of friends for an hour or two. When I got back she was so pissed she needed support to walk. I found her with her tounge down my brother's throat telling me that she wanted to suck his cock. She then proceded to try to pull me, two sistes, two brothers and my brother's best mate. When we finaly got back to our room she asked my dad to feel her up. The next day she could remember nothing of what she had done. That is Paraletic for you!!!

by Rhiannon-1992 February 1, 2008

athletic and toned

A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".

I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

by graha259 April 2, 2011

pathetic

a dirty old man checking out girls in his personal fitness class but saying hes only looking at their belts

no kacie im just looking at your belt not your tits and ass. but in case your wondering there great

by Novoslos December 22, 2003