pamphlet man

1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.

"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"

OR

Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..

Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?

Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?

Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*

by blingblingwanksta June 29, 2004

pamplemousse

why, yes, it's an insult to call someone a grapefruit, in french.

"OMFG! Way to go, ya fucken pamplemousssssssssse!!"

by sebadohhh January 28, 2004

Pampi

Like a sprite
Counterpart to Puck from midsummer night's dream

A small or elusive supernatural being; an elf or pixie.
An elflike person.
A fairy, faery, faerie
Small, human in form, playful, whimsical, having magical powers

Middle Bengali pampi, from Pregnant Lady Prattling pampi

Who does she think she is? Tiny dancer on the sand?! She's such a Pampi! Do you know she's not even had a drink?

by Pampi June 11, 2006

pamplepuss

Sour grapefruit face.

Pulling a pamplepuss after eating something sour. Or a person in a bad mood, with the facial expression to prove it.

by Diablo's Dictionary May 21, 2009

The Pamphleteer Club

The original 4 Pamphleteers (or 4P's as they're better known) set up this club after the recent pamphlet outbreak that occured on the weekend of the 11th August within the catchment of London.

It is a place where people can come together and discover the power of the pamphlet to change their lives in so many ways... The may be small books but they have BIG ideas.

"The pamphleteer club introduced me to small informative publications with exactly the perfect ammount of information on the dangers of eating dry brown bread with an equally dry mouth, i will be forever grateful... power to the pamphlet" (anon, London catchment)

by Phil Watkinson August 19, 2007

Pampena

a word used to describe a new joke or rant that has been constantly used so much by one person in a short period of time that it loses all its humor.

"Good job using that joke so much. You have officially pampena'd it."

by luca169 November 6, 2009

Pamph

To slowly invade the genitalia of someone of the opposite sex. Usually done in an alluring manner, traditionally on a bed, but certain persons prefer the use of the bathtub (a large porcelain structure with a sunken base used for bathing).

Jacob: Oh yeah, I met a girl last night and I think I'm going to pamph her now.
Chris: Good on you, mate

by The Pamphlettes March 13, 2011