Nolan 

a pussy bitch that complains about everything

He is such a fucking nolan

Nolan by hattertat March 5, 2008

Nolan 

a boy who enjoys smoking herb and eating alot. Basically what a nolans day would consist of... oh and drinking beer, lots of beer.

wow, that nolan is a loser.

that nolan smokes too much.

quit being a nolan!

Nolan by blondi69 December 18, 2008

Nolan 

a pond sucking scum bag who deserves a round of applause because he gives everyone the clap, also gets black-snaked daily

NCSU Student #1: Ay yo, why is everyone clapping?
NCSU Student #2: Oh, it must be Nolan coming. I heard his ass got completely to' up last night.

Nolan by The_Tooth_Fairy February 28, 2010

Nolan 

Some one who is socially retarded and can not be left alone at all.

Man that guy doing a Nolan! Let's keep out of here!

Nolan by Ihatelifesomuch November 15, 2016

Nolan 

Bipolar, two timing, lying, cheating, seductive yet charming, asshole, lover boy who cheats on his fugly girlfriend through text messages to another woman. BAM BITCH.

Wow, he must be named Nolan because he's definitely cheating on you.

Nolan by UnicornQueen93 March 11, 2015

Nolan 

a blonde short kid who has anger management issues and can never take a joke. he also has a very small dick.

guy 1: I HATE YOU, NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

guy 2: calm gown bro, dont be a Nolan

Nolan by BtchPlzIGotDis June 23, 2012

Nolan 

A total asshole that manipulates people and is also fat

Wow, look at Nolan. He made Sandra commit Scuicide because of how he treated her.

Nolan by RobloxThotSlayer69 January 3, 2019