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Mount Forest Ontario 

Often referred to as MoFo or Mount Fuktoyaktuk, Mount Forest Ontario is a small town of about 5500 people that proclaims to be "HIGH, HAPPY and HEALTHY". Upon entering the south side of town on Highway 6, one will see the tower bearing these words.
Mount Forest is a quaint town loaded with rednecks. Most homes have a pickup truck in the driveway and the mullet is still in style here. OV and Crystal are very popular beers, and fine dining can be found at Scott's Pizza Burger on the north side of town. A trip to the smallest Canadian Tire on the planet, and you may get a glimpse of a horse and buggy in the parking lot. If you are new to Mount Forest, make friends with those who are like you. The old-timers are not particularly fond of the new folk that come to town. This may be because of the vast number of cottagers travelling through the town during the summer season clogging up their grocery stores and gas stations.
MoFo Mount Fuktoyaktuk high happy healthy Mount Forest Ontario
Mount Forest Ontario by gastech August 11, 2010

Mount and Do Me 

A new phrase created by the store, Spencer's. It refers to sex on the vaginal or anal variety. The irony is found in the fact of the soda Mountain Dew.
Hey baby, won't you "Mount and Do Me?"

Mount Lollimanjaro 

Person One: "Omg man, did you hear that Billy Mays died from a crack overdose?"

Person Two: (lol) "Wow, that just made me climb Mount Lollimanjaro."

MOUNT SAINT HOLLA

A woman ingests a tube of K-Y or some similar lubricant. Concurrently, her male lover sits on the toilet and takes a shit. The woman then puts her fingers down her throat to induce vomiting and pukes lubricant on the man’s member. The woman then mounts the lubricated penis whilst the man shits – and farting sounds “Holla” out of the man’s ass. Sexual intercourse (and shitting) ensues until finished.
"I ate a big bowl of chili and then my girlfriend gave me a Mount Saint Holla!"

Mount Druitt 

A suburb of Western Sydney, NSW Australia
Used to be a lot of housing commission homes, still is, full of yobbos home of dole bludgers and shitbox cars
ay shazza wanna go down tha corner shop 4 smoko?
yer bazza then we gonna go shag in the back of the kingy (Kingswood)
omigod, the dole people r gonna come to mount druitt
ah well just give em a VB maaate
Mount Druitt by RS300boi October 7, 2007

Mount Vesuvius 

The occurrence of explosive diarrhea immediately after anal sex, while the participant is lying on their stomach, and the fecal matter projects upward in a volcano-like fashion.
My 1200 thread count sheets were ruined after that ho Mount Vesuvius'd all over the bed.
Mount Vesuvius by Fecalstein June 1, 2010