Moisturized

Well seasoned. Marinated. Better prepared. Ready to go. Better than the other guy.

This gym teacher is better moisturized than the other one we had. -Jonathan H

by JohnHector May 16, 2022

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 14, 2016

moisture farmer

somebody who is, was or always will be jacking off, a.k.a 'farming' the 'moisture'.

don't you reckon mark zuckerberg would be a massive moisture farmer?

by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023

Moisture

Is the same as humidity (and is hot)

There’s a lot of moisture in Texas

by M. H. M April 19, 2024

Moisture

Uzair Tariq

Uzair Tariq is the definition of moisture

by Nigga Penis August 21, 2021

Moisture Baby

A moisture baby is the off spring of a Moisture Pig or the smaller more athletic Swampy D. You can spot a moisture baby due To the fact there are usually 3-5 of them and most of them have different dads and live in a cramped apartment typically low income housing and run around like wild animals. The primary goal of a moisture baby it to become an exact duplicate of the Moisture Pig or the more athletic Swampy D.

Holy shit look at the number of moisture babies running around in the store.

My kid was attacked by a herd of moisture baby’s and almost died. Thank god he had good cardio he was able to run away, after tossing down a twinkie to distract them!

by Bshifters December 20, 2019

moisture claplets

The particulate aqueous cloud created by the impact of intercourse, sending a combination of all moisture particles into the air. Each cloud is a single moisture claplet.

I saw the moisture claplets float in the light of her bedroom window with every thrust.

by Le Mingus March 03, 2023