moist wombat

a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.

I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.

by purpleTostitos October 21, 2018

Moistake

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake

Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.

by fruityooty April 11, 2021

Enslaved moisture

Water trapped in a plastic bottle

“Ah yes, enslaved moisture.”

by stonks22 June 30, 2019

moisting

When you are currently getting moist

This is such good porn i am moisting

by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

Moist

A word people pretend to hate because the internet told them too.

person 1: eww I hate the word moist

person 2: oh really? why?
person 1: ...............

by bramstoner September 24, 2020

Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.

As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.

by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010

Moist Barry

Where someone has a dump under water.

He's having a moist barry!

by EggoH June 4, 2010