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Mcconnell

The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.
by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023
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McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
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To mcconnell

to mcconnell means to lie, obstruct, and destroy.
The woman wanted to mcconnell in court, but decided not to perjure herself.
The kids mcconnelled the new flowers in the backyard.
I mcconnelled to my sister when she asked me if I liked what she made.
by AngryGirl2 October 16, 2020
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McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.
Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!
by Mittens92 April 17, 2023
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McConnell

A boy with a chubby face and one jacket that he’s been wearing for the past 3 years. He has plenty of chins to spare.
“I don’t mean to be rude, McConnell, but why do you live in a pink house?”

This is a joke who are these people”
by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023
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