Mantarded

(adjective)

Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.

A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"

Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB

John: I got a RedSox app

Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!

by justacomma December 2, 2010

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mayotard

(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.

I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.

by PJeigh September 10, 2005

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maytar • Maytard • Maynard • Maynard James Keenan • mactard • Mayar • Maytag • matar • Mactarded • Matariki

Martarpa

Maar-tar-pa

To voice discontent (or moan) over a situation or event etc.

or

To state when someone is moaning or poking fun at someone who is moaning

Jo has ben told by hs mother to do tidy his room

Jo: Martarpa!!! -.-

or

"Oh dude, my Girlfriend was all like Martarpa at me for staying out late."

or

Bob: Man I just did an epic fail!!!

Jo: *lol* Martarpa!!! :P

by Shadow Demon May 10, 2010

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matar

Slang para tener sexo

Tengo ganas de matar. (quiero tener sexo)

by Alex Ockham April 3, 2017

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Maynarded

When a billy backtracker decides not to fulfill a bet they lost as they now believe it to have never happened. Normally delivered by a deluded cave dweller who spent said bet money on travelodges and protein shakes. Majority hail from the MUFC fan base and have a heavy affiliation with social media.

Can't believe I was Maynarded by that cunt last night!

by Whatsupbitches May 24, 2017

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