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A person who scores a ten in a row.
That man is a real tener.
tener by Arm$trong October 24, 2017
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noun

1. a person who is only sexually interested in perfect tens regardless of gender
2. a person who is widely considered to be a perfect ten
Joe's not gay, he's just a tener.
tener by stumpkat1138 November 10, 2020
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tener morro 

Literally "morro" means lips (morros) or snout
"Tener morro" is when some people don't pay and the rest of the group have to pay for them all the time, friends who don't buy new clothes and use yours, smoke everyone's weed but never pay, drink from your glass, eat your food...
Normally you tell them "tienes mucho morro" while softly and repeatedly slapping your cheek (like a girl powdering her face).
Some names for these people are: gorrón, caradura, rata, jeta, morrudo, sinvergüenza...
Some other synonims of "tener morro" are: tener un morro que te lo pisas (to have a snout so big you can step on it), tener más cara que espalda (to have more face than back), tener la cara dura (to have a hard face), tener jeta...
Sometimes "Rata" not only means this but also the opposite: to never share or invite other people, like a rat.
+Oye tío, ¿me das de fumar?
- Si hombre, no te voy a dar más que siempre te lo fumas todo y luego no invitas, tú lo que tienes es mucho morro *slapping himself*

+¡Pero qué morro! Deja de comerte mi comida
-No seas rata, que yo siempre comparto contigo
+Anda calla ya y deja de tener morro
tener morro by Nakal420 April 26, 2017

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto? 

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

<7.9.7.6.>Tu Vas A Tener Un Medio<.7.9.7.6.> 

<7.9.7.6.>Tu Vas A Tener Un Medio<.7.9.7.6.>
<7.9.7.6.>Tu Vas A Tener Un Medio<.7.9.7.6.>

Tenderfoot 

American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.
Despite having been to university, you’re still a tenderfoot when you start in the workplace.
Tenderfoot by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Sweet tender

The really soft inner thigh meat close to a woman's vagina. Mostly on a nice thick soft woman..
My girl was wearing just a G-string and had her creamy legs open, and my hand was caressing her Sweet Tender.
Sweet tender by PokerPro June 10, 2013
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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