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loser dust

The tiny particles of crud that are left on the bar, desk, or counter top when you are done checking "scratcher" lottery tickets. Named after the fact that most instant lottery tickets are losers, as are most people who count on them for a source of financial existance.
Angie wiped up the bar after Bob left.
Spilled beer, cigarette ashes, some loser dust, and 50 cents in change that wouldn't buy Bob another draft or scratcher. "fugging drunk loser asshole" she thought.
by OldFart77 November 24, 2007
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loser's limp

An ailment or impediment, typically manifested through injury, that is feigned or exaggerated by a competitor to explain a poor performance
A: "Federer is one set and a break ahead now but his opponent has started to clutch at his hamstring after each rally, "
B: "Looks like he's getting a bit of a loser's limp."
by Chad McShane June 30, 2009
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VPILF Loser

Somebody who posts the acronym VPILF on Urban Dictionary stupidly not realizing that 400 other people have done the same.
Wow...lots of VPILF losers today
by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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loser

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 2, 2004
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loser cruiser

Damn man, you're a senior and you still have to ride the loser cruiser to school...
by shawn January 17, 2004
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Loserbet

When you see a girl who is way hotter than the guy she is with, you know she must have lost a bet to be dating him. This unproportionately hot girlfriend is a Loserbet.
Guy 1) "Damn, that girl is smoking!"
Guy 2) "Wait, wait! That guy behind her.. is he her boyfriend?!"
Guy 1) No way man. He couldn't possibly.."
Guy 2) Woah! He just kissed her!
Both) "Loserbet!!"
by Jace555 December 9, 2009
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loser de secano

Dicese de la persona que tiene una vida aburrida y/o monotona, e.g. No sale de fiesta, no bebe, siempre cancela los planes para quedarse en casa, no liga, etc.
-!Hey! ¿vas a salir esta noche, javi?
-No, estoy cansado
-!Venga ya! No seas "loser de secano"
by Rafa dk November 4, 2014
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