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Limbaughtomized

(to be) When an individual has lost all independent function of their frontal lobe (the thinking, rational part) instead activating only limbic brain function (the part responsible for emotion) as a result of the incessant inundation of the multimillionaire corpulent windbag racist Narcissistic synthetically driven diatribe of Rush Limbaugh which has convinced these typically uneducated white males that they are the oppressed and robbed of their believed privileged status in society. (like Mr. Limbaugh who flunked out of every class he took), and encourages them to believe minorities, homosexuals, immigrants, Liberals, Democrats, women, young people, academia, and non-Christians have taken this status from them. These individuals also buy Mr. Limbaugh's products and refer to themselves as dittoheads believing they are part of some special club. The devotion to Mr. Limbaugh rivals Jesus Christ as Mr. Limbaugh has had some incredible legal scandals that if it were a target of Mr. Limbaugh's who had been caught committing these crimes; Mr. Limbaugh and his supporters would not let it go (i.e. Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick). Thus the ability of the frontal lobe to be rational in those who have been Limbaughtomized, especially when it comes to Conservative politics and Mr. Limbaugh himself seems to no longer exist.
"Bill refuses to listen to the logic surrounding access to birth control for all women and just gets angry when the subject is brought up because he's been Limbaughtomized."

"Lisa and I tried discussing gay marriage yesterday, but she went crazy pounding the table, screaming, and spewing Limbaugh talking points while refusing to hear my side; this shows she is completely Limbaughtomized."

"My grandmother told me she believes Rush Limbaugh over me and my 'Liberal agenda', all I did was tell her that his facts were inaccurate, she's totally Limbaughtomized."
by PsychRN83 August 5, 2012
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rush limbaughed

verb.

The act of sneaking an illegal bottle of viagra in your shaving kit.
Me: I got busted at the airport last night.
Billy: Why?
Me: I Rush Limbaughed. :/
Billy: Idiot.
by Jack Townshend June 28, 2006
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Limbaughtomy

The removal of large portions of your cerebral cortex by exposure to mindless drivel spewed forth on the EIB network.
Ever since she got her limbaughtomy, Jane thinks that Barack Obama is the love child of Osama Bin Laden.
by Lucky Strykur August 26, 2009
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limbaughism

The belief system that embraces the following tenets:

1. All Republicans are always right about everything.

2. All Democrats are always wrong about everything.

3. Anyone who disagrees with me about anything is an idiot and hates America.

4. I get to decide for everyone what it means to be conservative, even if the issue at hand has nothing to do with conservatism/liberalism.

5. Any facts that are in conflict with my opinion are lies from the liberal media.

The opposite of thoughtful discourse. See Beckism.

Similar to McCarthyism. Simply substitute "Liberal" for "Communist".
The oversimplification of any opinion is typical of Limbaughism.
by GrammarNut October 20, 2010
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Limbaughcile

(LIM-be-cile), noun A corruption of the surname Limbaugh. A contraction of Limbaugh + imbecile. 1. any extremist in total accord with the doctrines, teachings, & dogma of ultra-conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh. 2. one who is lacking in reason, or the common powers of understanding. 3. one easily bamboozled by a slick charlatan. 4. a person with little or no judgment, common sense, wisdom, etc. 5. a mentally deficient person with an intelligence quotient ranging from 5 to 15. 6. a person mentally equal to a chicken between three and eight months old; Limbaughcile is the lowest classification of mental deficiency, significantly below 'idiot' and 'moron'. 7. Ditto-head; fool; naive; feeble-minded.
"Tragically, the gullible Limbaughcile often amazed and embarrassed his colleagues when spouting his provincial political opinions".
by hitechbob November 12, 2009
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limbaughdle

to practice uncle-who-never-leaves-until-oxycontin-is-gone-ism. To wield an underpowered mind with a large mouth. To lie.
"Quit limbaughdling before I give you something to limbaughdle about."
by J D O'G August 4, 2009
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Limbaughdid

A celebrity grade form of Hydromorphone (trade name Dilaudid) a potent centrally-acting analgesic drug of the opioid class.
He's been huffed up on Limbaughdid for years, but he's still performing daily. If he worked at a local supermarket he would have been fired on day one.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009
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