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Limbaughtomy 

A severe impairment of cognitive function as a result of repeated exposure to bigoted views (see “Bignorism”).

Neural activity that would normally travel to the neocortex (in the upper brain) for analysis and evaluation is diverted to the amygdala (in the lower brain, a center of emotion) where it excites fear and hatred.

This diversion of brain signals is a survival mechanism that evolved in early mammals to react to dangers, where immediate action is needed before the neocortex has time to mull over incoming information.

The amygdala does not apply logic as it scans for danger. If information is non-threatening, it allows transfer to the neocortex. When it senses danger, other parts of the brain are activated, and this can lead to aggressive responses driven by the lower (reptilian) brain.

An example is when people respond to a mass shooting by saying, “We should enact laws to restrict semiautomatic weapons and large clips”. Someone who has been Limbaughtomized instead hears, “Let’s have the gummint break into houses and seize any guns they find — next week we’ll go after swords, knives, needles and then rocks. Hell, let’s take their women while we’re at it”.
Thank God! Ever since O'Reilly was fired for sexual harassment, we've got one less bloviator to perform a Limbaughtomy. Could this help curb the growth of Bignorism?
Limbaughtomy by phidgety February 21, 2018

Limbaughtomized

(to be) When an individual has lost all independent function of their frontal lobe (the thinking, rational part) instead activating only limbic brain function (the part responsible for emotion) as a result of the incessant inundation of the multimillionaire corpulent windbag racist Narcissistic synthetically driven diatribe of Rush Limbaugh which has convinced these typically uneducated white males that they are the oppressed and robbed of their believed privileged status in society. (like Mr. Limbaugh who flunked out of every class he took), and encourages them to believe minorities, homosexuals, immigrants, Liberals, Democrats, women, young people, academia, and non-Christians have taken this status from them. These individuals also buy Mr. Limbaugh's products and refer to themselves as dittoheads believing they are part of some special club. The devotion to Mr. Limbaugh rivals Jesus Christ as Mr. Limbaugh has had some incredible legal scandals that if it were a target of Mr. Limbaugh's who had been caught committing these crimes; Mr. Limbaugh and his supporters would not let it go (i.e. Ted Kennedy and Chappaquiddick). Thus the ability of the frontal lobe to be rational in those who have been Limbaughtomized, especially when it comes to Conservative politics and Mr. Limbaugh himself seems to no longer exist.
"Bill refuses to listen to the logic surrounding access to birth control for all women and just gets angry when the subject is brought up because he's been Limbaughtomized."

"Lisa and I tried discussing gay marriage yesterday, but she went crazy pounding the table, screaming, and spewing Limbaugh talking points while refusing to hear my side; this shows she is completely Limbaughtomized."

"My grandmother told me she believes Rush Limbaugh over me and my 'Liberal agenda', all I did was tell her that his facts were inaccurate, she's totally Limbaughtomized."
Limbaughtomized by PsychRN83 August 5, 2012

limbaughtomized rushian 

A person who has listened to Rush Limbaugh for so long that he acts as though he's had a lobotomy.
Dude, how was your family Thanksgiving dinner?

My brother is a limbaughtomized rushian, so you can guess how bad it was...

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026