When something or someone is not *technically* Jewish, but might as well be due to LITERALLY everything about them, including looks and mannerisms.

Like delis, George Costanza, and most hot moms under 5'8, for example.

Milo: Hey you want to do brunch this Saturday, I am macking hard on this new chick, Veronica, she will be there with friends.

Noah: Isn't she Jewish, does she go out Saturday?

Milo: Nah, she is just kosher style, she looks Jewish because she dyes her hair red, is 5'2, and still talks about her slutty semester abroad in 2004.

Noah: Cool, let's get some bacon, brosef.

Kosher Style by Mike109999 January 27, 2022

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Kosher Meat

Animals are killed without pain killers, while completely consious, swinging by one ev, via only one permitted ceremonial slice. takes about 15 min.

"milky way candy bars are not kosher since they have non kosher pig, cow, and horse skin in their nougat (gelatin), and they have milk in their chocolate"

Kosher Meat by Dr. Dreidel May 15, 2003

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Kosher Krusher

Hardass negro killa from straight out the YL bitch. He rolls deep with Rumble Bee, and both of them street race, street fight, and have brawls, all the mother effing time. He may be Jewish, but damn can he Own Noobs.

"The Kosher Krusher is coming, damn those Nazi bitches for pizzing him off!"

Kosher Krusher by Rumble Bee July 16, 2004

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kosher hot lunch

the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.

"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"

kosher hot lunch by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

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