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Daddy Kisser

A grown man who still kisses his father on the lips.
"Met Danny's parents this weekend, turns out he's a daddy kisser. He said hello and smooched that old man right on the lips."
by Aladeen6969 April 19, 2017
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basement kisses

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"
by Jak Gof May 26, 2020
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Calamari Kisses

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.
Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023
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Right in the kisser

a punch that was right in the mouth or face
*TV on with boxing match*
Announcer: WOW!!! Right in the kisser!!
Announcer 2:He is knocked out and was sent into next week!!!
by Yuri_Tarded August 9, 2018
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grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor
"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"
by Lolaws December 18, 2008
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starfish kisses

(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of anal sex.

(2) The act of kissing the starfish, or analingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.
(1)
"Jenna left me starfish kisses after last night's fuckfest... Can you believe that nasty bitch?"

(2)
You liked those starfish kisses I gave you last night in the shower, didn't you? I knew you liked being rimmed... You just had to try it.
by Azaroth A. March 11, 2006
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ass-kisser

A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.

'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.
1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.

2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
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