KISSUES (pr. KISS-shoes) A combination of the words 'kissing' and 'issues' - 'KISSUES' refers to a third party, usually not present, who has kissed one or both of the first and second parties, but has issues, either with the kissing or just in general.
Person1 : What happened with that random guy the other night?
Person 2: Oh we made out, but he has kissues.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
Person 2: Yeah, he's married, he's a closeted gay and he's addicted to crystal meth.
Person 2: Oh.
Person 2: Oh we made out, but he has kissues.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
Person 2: Yeah, he's married, he's a closeted gay and he's addicted to crystal meth.
Person 2: Oh.
by dudewhotalkscrapallday February 4, 2010
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My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020
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A Shotgun Kiss is made by inhaling weed and then exhaling the smoke into the another persons mouth and the lips touch.
I said I,
I've been waitin' all damn day for you to come on over
Girl come roll this weed up with me, I'm gon' smoke you
Come and gimme shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses to me
- Shotgun Kisses by Dizzy Wright.
I've been waitin' all damn day for you to come on over
Girl come roll this weed up with me, I'm gon' smoke you
Come and gimme shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses to me
- Shotgun Kisses by Dizzy Wright.
by DizzyDuke September 7, 2013
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Honestly the best feeling ever! Goes both ways for guys and girls. If you don’t like neck kisses you have serious problems! Boys named Ben give great neck kisses. Saying from personal experience ladies and gents. Lovely when received along with other kisses ie. when kissed on the lips and then followed down the neck and back up again. Not only are they great to receive but giving them is just as noice, especially when your recipient is smiling or chuckling. Receiving neck kisses will make you fall in love :)
Honestly the best feeling ever! Goes both ways for guys and girls. If you don’t like neck kisses you have serious problems! Boys named Ben give great neck kisses. Saying from personal experience ladies and gents. Lovely when received along with other kisses ie. when kissed on the lips and then followed down the neck and back up again. Not only are they great to receive but giving them is just as noice, especially when your recipient is smiling or chuckling. Receiving neck kisses will make you fall in love :)
Cody: Oh My Gawd! I’m so in love. Tom gave me so many neck kisses last night, he really loves me.
Izaah: Girl don’t get too ahead of yourself, I’m sure he does it to all of his bitches.
Izaah: Girl don’t get too ahead of yourself, I’m sure he does it to all of his bitches.
by HarryPottersGyal May 12, 2021
Get the Neck kisses mug.A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.
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Get the Eskimo Kisses mug.A book written by American Author, Clint Catalyst, which was released in the summer of 2000 through the San Francisco-based publisher Manic D Press. The book went into its second printing in 2007.
by Little-Miss-Scare-All October 15, 2008
Get the Cottonmouth Kisses mug.When a man thinks he is more important then he is and brags over and over about his accomplishments, but no one will kiss his ass so he must kiss his own.
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