Hellen Kellered

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

by KingKrule January 2, 2012

Keller

A man or woman who is the dominate one in an relationship. Opposite of being a Beecher.

2. A dangerously sexy man

Im the Keller in this relationship!

My last boyfriend was sooo Keller

by ellipher March 17, 2009

The Hellen Keller

During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.

Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!

by G-rant H January 3, 2008

keller

a keller is a guy who is so awesome and hot and funny and caring and has a dirty mind and will tell you his feelings and will love you and you WILL love him back and if you break up you will secretly still love and will never be able to get over him.

I wish I was dating a keller

i know right he is so hot

by peoplerock December 12, 2017

Keller

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become deaf and blind.

I think I'm going to Keller some relatives today.

by AnInnocentChild December 25, 2013

keymergency

When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)

Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.

by Monty S March 5, 2008

Kyleranne

Kyleranne is a unique woman with her own style and flair. She will blend two styles and make it her own. Like blending the bling and thug life of Cali and he down home roots of Oklahoma. Thus being in Oklafornion. She don't take no shiznit and though she won't say it, she jus want's you to wrap her in your arms and tell her you love her.

This smoothie is AWESOME, just the right blend of strawberries and bannan, Dang they Kyleranned it this time

by poetic.patro November 21, 2010