family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

Camp Jewell

Internationally ranked the number one residential camp in the world. So good that kids from lame ass Camp Chase go to Jewell during the day to have a better time. Camp Jewell is a place where a staff member can go to a party and expect to get drunk with people from ten different countries.

What did you do this summer?

I god damn partied at Camp Jewell all summer long.

by zgid August 15, 2009

Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

by Stephanie6977 November 7, 2011

Jewel Kilcher

More well known as Jewel. Famous singer, actress, poet, and humanitarian.

Jewel Kilcher's music is tasteful, classy, and extremely depth-ridden.

by Maximillian April 8, 2004

Jewel Staite

1. An immensely talented and good-looking actress best known for her role in the popular but unfortunately short-lived sci-fi series Firefly. Unfortunately, the sky was taken from the struggling cast and crew by Fox, who decided that giving such a masterpiece a chance to flourish, along with the associated shininess that Ms. Staite brought, would be unthinkable. In spite of this unprecedented act of douchebaggery and the blow it dealt to the potential of her ever playing a great role in a quality production again, she continues to amuse others for the betterment of mankind by being extremely hilarious.

2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1

The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.

Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).

Jewel Staite is one of the shiniest human beings to have ever lived.

by soundslikestrawberry February 22, 2011