Timmothy Jenkons

The greatest person ever. Plain and simple. He is everywhere, and nowhere.

A: Who do you think is going to win the NCAA Tourney this year?

B: Timmothy Jenkons of course!

A: Oh yah, I forgot.

by Timmy J. April 15, 2008

The Erin Jenson

When a person with a theoretically high level of education posts conspiracy-driven or otherwise non-factually derived content and wholeheartedly believes they're in the right, despite a base level of critical thought showing otherwise. Commonly followed by doubling down, then claiming oppression after the predictable mass outrage.

Wow, they totally did the Erin Jenson with that post; I thought a child with a base level of critical ability would've been able to see why it was wrong, but they really went for it. Didn't even know this could happen at elite colleges.

by swarthmoron#420 May 6, 2018

JETto

a brilliant term coined in the Doe-Simkins kitchen to describe the Alex Bianchi...

Yeah, you're definitely a little ghetto and a little West Side Story.. infact I'd say that your JETto... It's the classy hood

by The Deegans November 25, 2011

Jentz

jentz - a term for jynx, loser, loss, accident.

We should have won the basketball game, but we got jentzed.

by rely June 21, 2009

jengofett

Used to describe or point out a woman or a woman's breasts in the presence of other people. It is a signal to a friend that there are breasts in close proximity.

Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.

"Check out jengofett."

While in a large group, simply yell "Jengofett!" to alert nearby friends that somethings of interest are near or nearing.

While near a hippy chick with large breasts: "So I was thinking about bohemi-jengo the other day while skeet shooting some old Abba records." This will alert your friend that a hippy chick with some sweet gong donglers is around.

While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.

by jengofett December 3, 2009

Jentien

A reallly tall girl that likes her men tall, fat and hairy. She loves to laugh and kicks some serious ass. Jagerbombs make her happy. In fact theres a new alcoholic drink coming out called "jentien" it goes down smooth but gives you a buzz like non-other

Man i was drinkin' dat Jentien shit last night... aint no party w/o Jentien there

by percusshunchick December 12, 2010

JenBomb

To borrow a friends car and then accidentally run over their dog upon returning the car.

Jen pulled a JenBomb by borrowing my car and accidentally running over my dog when she returned it.

by Slack3434 November 1, 2010