Jenton

In modern usage, an Jenton is a unit of measurement of time of the duration of 45 minutes, or 2700 seconds past the original expected arrival time. It is ¼ of 1/24th of a median Earth day. An Jenton in the Universal Coordinated Time (UTC) time standard can include a negative or positive leap seconds depending on a rage of factors include but not limited to mood, wardrobe malfunctions, hair or traffic, and may therefore have a duration of 2699 or 2701 seconds for adjustment purposes.

If you are set to arrive at a location at 2:00 and have every intention of arriving there at 2:00 but fail to calculate how long it will take to do hair, makeup, wardrobe changes, traffic or the actual duration of time it would take the average person just to get to said location it is best to add a Jenton or two.

If called by any one waiting for you at said location at the prescribed time, you must assure them no matter how ridiculous it may sound that you are on your way and you will be there in a few minutes. This ensures that the Jenton Unit of measure stays in tact.

Jenton by Dr. Lagbehind February 14, 2010

Jelton 

Slang for puking.

"Holy shit, did you see the clip of that organe girl licking an ice cream bucket? Nasty shit."

"It made me jelton."

Jelton by Pottershots Mafia March 9, 2010

Jeston

A Jeston is someone who is always there for you. He has a great personality and is just an amazing person to be around. Jestons are very handsome and can sometimes be annoying...but in a good way. Jeston always make time for his girlfriend and treats her right. If you have a Jeston never let him go.

Jeston treats his girlfriend so right.

Jeston is so handsome

Jeston by Lover367 April 28, 2019

Jeston

A very cute guy, great personality. If u have a relationship with a Jeston, keep it, do not desert it , it will help you.

Jeston is such a nice guy!

Jeston by Clepsydra June 12, 2018

Jestoni 

Awesome, Sexy, Strongest, Unique

Jestoni = Strongest

Jestoni by FindingStrongPeople June 16, 2011

Jenson Button 

Winner of the 2006 Hungarian Grand Prix. He got in there.

JENSON BUTTON WINS THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX! GET IN THERE!

Jenson Button by Casey Graves January 27, 2009

jewton 

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.

Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.

jewton by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005