down jealous

Really jealous.

Max: Hey dude, look at these new shoes I just bought!
Jason: Holy shit, down jealous.

by ChickenHugger December 26, 2020

monkey jealous

Extremely jealous; jealous as one monkey without a banana is for another monkey with a banana

"I get monkey jealous about you."

by Myob76 September 28, 2017

Dark Jealous

A term used by the homosexual community to refer to a level of jealousy regarding something, usually followed by feminine hand gestures. Being "dark jealous" is used in context generally preceded by the phrase "color me" and still doesn't make much sense.

*Someone walks in the room with a cookie ice cream sandwich*
"Well color me dark jealous!"

by beloose July 13, 2017

Jealous Jellyfish

A sexual act of pleasure when one female disposes their urine ontop of a males chest. The female then continues to mix the urine with superglue, causing the mixture to stick onto the males chest. The woman then continues to give oral pleasures to the man, while he rips the mixture of urine and superglue off of his hairy chest.

Wow, Hugo is so brave! He received the Jealous Jellyfish from Zoe last night! Intense!

by CockMinister May 6, 2011

Jealous Much?

Simply another way of saying "I'm so jealous"

Also can be used as a question.

Sam-I have that new game you wanted.
Jake-OMG, jealous much!

or

Susie-I'm loads hotter than you. Jealous much?

by Natalieee. August 25, 2008

so jealous

An album from Tegan and Sara. (2004)

-Remeber the good ol times when So Jealous was realeased?
-Yeah man. Good times.

by justapersontrzingtopostsomethi January 29, 2018

Jealous Janet

a person who is soooooo jealous that they cant help but be jealous of other people even if they arent awsome. they get jealous over everything. for example...bigger boobs or slices of cake. you get the jizz

jeez gio, why are you such a jealous janet??

by Nifty Lili October 17, 2008