Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.

Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!

by romeguy82 April 1, 2018

Jackoff Monkey

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.
2. A horny monkey.

1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!

by MSN April 8, 2006

jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper January 5, 2009

jackoff

n. A male who "jacks off"; v. to masturbate. adj. Dumbass

n. He's such a jackoff.
v. Don't let me catch you jacking off again.
Adj. That fucking jackoff guy.

by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

jackhole

more than a jackass, more than an asshole--he's a jackhole.

That jackhole just stole my parking space!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

jackol

Masturbate(having a masturbation). Giving yourself a satisfaction.

I have good times in just a jackol a day!

by Jun08 August 29, 2007

jackobite

a beast drink, a type of whisky which is goood. can buy at yellow parrot store in AY. bless up

me:"bless up nigwet, can u hack me a jackobeetay im thirsty?"
18 year old:"yeah bless the moneyz and you have it sonny boy"
me:"sound as a pea, JACKOBEETAYY!"
(you get the jackobite)
me:"mmm jackobiteyyyyy"

by Bless up January 16, 2008