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Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you're wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my mom).
Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is Persian New Year. It starts on the first day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some random kid bathes in your November's rent.
In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.
Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you're wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my mom).
Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is Persian New Year. It starts on the first day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some random kid bathes in your November's rent.
In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.
John 1: Hey John 2 did you see Noor's mom's car!
John 2: Yeah, they're both Iranians.
John 1: You mean Arabic.
John 2: No, Iranian.
John 1: ARABIC IRANIAN SAME THING
John 2: NO DUMBASS
John 2: Yeah, they're both Iranians.
John 1: You mean Arabic.
John 2: No, Iranian.
John 1: ARABIC IRANIAN SAME THING
John 2: NO DUMBASS
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