iowa bed and breakfast

A place where you stay, that after being drugged you wake up to find your things have been stolen and you may have been raped.

Man, my friend's house that I stayed at the other night turned out to be a real Iowa Bed and Breakfast.

by Mrs. JD May 23, 2016

Ionaseni

Ionaseni is the most beautiful village in Botoșani.
The most muscular and horny people live there.

S:îl știi pe malacul de codrin?
T:Sta cumva in Ionaseni?

by Carina<3 July 10, 2021

Charles City, Iowa

A city in northeastern Iowa. Which is located about 30 miles east from Mason City. That had a population of about 7,373 people in 2017. It is the county seat of Floyd county. It is home of the comets.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Charles City, Iowa.

by NoChillPhil5 March 6, 2019

Iowa Nasty

When a cob of corn is buttered for lubrication and inserted into a female's asshole.

I gave Courtney the old Iowa Nasty last night. She likes a corny surprise.

by Albertus Magnus February 29, 2016

Iowa cock kiss

A perfectly good blowjob gone awry when someone decides to “try something new this time” by sticking an ear of corn up your ass.

Everything was going as smooth as usual last night, until someone got the bright idea to completely change everything. A real Iowa cock kiss...

by LeroyCrabwalk February 3, 2020

Johnston, Iowa

Johnston is a very pleas-sent place. You need some money to live here. You have a lot of freedom to be yourself and do what you please. Its a very different community, but one of the best. We also have outstanding educational ranks.

"Johnston, Iowa" is great & peaceful.

by Smh to the haters. June 14, 2011

Iowa State

Engineering, architecture, agriculture, and veternary school in Ames, Iowa. Home of the Cyclones. Beautiful campus filled with attractive women and an over abundance of men. Attracts people that want a good education that enables them to be successful after college. Home of VEISHA, a yearly party in the late spring.

Officially named: Iowa State University of Science and Technology. Not to be confused with the State University of Iowa in Iowa City, a liberal arts academy with a law school and medical school tacked on for good measure.

"You went to Iowa State?"

"Yes."

"What branch of engineering are you?"

"I'm animal science, actually."

"Oh yes, I've heard about that."

by mumford_malone December 15, 2011