Leg humper

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.

That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."

by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009

hump and dump

having sex with a girl then totally ignoring her

i hump and dump the girls that talk to much

by mdav23 May 13, 2005

Post-Hump Day

The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)

"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"

by R.U. High February 23, 2014

humped

sexed vigorously

She was humped like a demented ferret!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

bust a hump

to work very hard on something

We don't like it when things like that happen.. but when they happen we bust a hump to make it right as quickly as we can.

by brandon coop May 18, 2006

Jump Hump

The next level up from the Mormon Dick Soak. A friend of the participating Mormons can jump on the bed to create a sort of artificial thrust, thereby increasing the stimulation of the soaking parties, while still keeping all involved in God's good graces.

Sorry I have to cancel dinner tonight, Stacy needs me to jump hump for her again.

by PharttBoi September 26, 2021

Humperdinker

From the game Zelda Ocarina Of Time. There is an enemy called the redeads. Some sort of undead people who when you get too close they scream and jump on your face, and practically hump you. Thus they are Humperdinkers

Alex:So yeah I was playing Zelda last night,and I just turned into an adult.

Steve:Oh yeah adult link is pretty dope

Alex:Yeah its alright....

Steve:Is something the matter?

Alex:Well after becoming an adult I entered the market, and there were all these zombie like creatures. So I approached one to make small talk and the next thing I know the damn Humperdinker clung to my face and violated me!

by BriannairB March 10, 2009