Default Hum

When someone Hums a tune without thinking about it or to cover up a mistake. Usually the same tune is used.

Raul always default hums when he messes up to try not to raise suspicion.

by Taro Baro January 4, 2021

hum-dinging

something that is bad, by smell, taste or look. rhyming slang for minging.

"yuk! dave have you farted that smells toatlly hum-dinging "

by ant1y February 8, 2008

Bum Hum

Something that "hums" (stinks) which also comes from your bum. i.e farting..guffing, trumping...bottom vapours!!!

"Hey what's that awful smell"

It's Andy...he's got bum hum!

by BFREASH February 17, 2010

Hum and a Buff

A Humm and a Buff is a blow job.

She gave me a Hum and a Buff with a screamer and swallowed the evidence.

by Ben Dover October 20, 2004

Ya Hums

Another way to say "your mother", but in a less provocative manner as part of a comical slight;

I thought that smell was coming from Ya Hums!

by Mirak Meffit August 21, 2003

Hum Noi

Hum Noi means small penis is Thai..

Hey you over there you have a hum noi.
Person over there dosent know what that means

See amazing

by @TheRealCarlAzuz May 17, 2018

humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.

Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.

by taradise September 1, 2014