hearingness

The way you hear in the ness.

My hearingness was low when I talked

by slayerslay January 3, 2023

slug heading

the act of pretending your are mentally retarded in public while being recorded for reactions

person 1: i dare you to go over to those people and start slug heading
person 2: okay but you have to next after me okay

by sapnupuaslol101 March 20, 2017

Chicken-Headerist

someone who, after reading said header to an article, becomes enraged, shares the article and overly emotionalizes the idea behind the header, whether for or against, such that it enrages their sphere of interaction. This is similar to a headerist but their incredulity rises to a stupid and obnoxious level.

Dude, they are not actually coming for your guns. You don't have to get so emotional over it! If you had actually read the article, you'd have seen that the law was voted down. You're such a freaking chicken-headerist. Chill!

by iolympian July 25, 2018

hindering complex

Rap Prodigies in an ordinary world

I do declare I see Hindering Complex painting a gazebo.

by Bumble BEE December 14, 2007

Heathering

The act of sneakily making someone fat without their knowledge.

Marc busted me Heathering him when he saw me putting heavy cream into his "healthy" smoothie.

by Homeboy Kyle Braman March 25, 2016

Super Stanic Hearing

ability to have super non-human senses, like tinglily little hair censors on a tarantuala but inside the ear to be able to hear the quietest whimpers and sounds

Shhh, I need to stare off into space like a rhinoceras so I can use my Super Stanic Hearing to listen to the associate grunting in the bathroom.

by I shall dub thee Bubbie April 28, 2010

Turtle heading

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure October 5, 2011