Andy Hurley

The drummer for Fall Out Boy and pretty much one of the most awesome people to ever reside on this planet. A vegan, animal rights activist and full-blown straight-edge (A MASSIVE accomplishment for a famous band member), Andy Hurley is covered in tattoos and is one hell of a drummer (number five in the world, in my book). Possibly his best work is in the songs Dead On Arrival and Grand Theft Autumn. He can roll it like no other!

Man, I want to be just like Andy Hurley.

by WyrdWolf July 10, 2007

Teresa Hurley

That awesome person you know. yea the cute one you cant stop thinking about every second of every day! She is funny, creative, hot, out spoken, has great boobs, brave, trouble maker, sexy, bad-ass, as well as a pain-in-the-ass. (but don't worry because she's the cutes pain-in-the-ass your ever going to know) If you ever get the chance to have her, make sure you hold on tight because she is one of a kind and you better bet there are many guys who would love to have what you have with her.

Friend "Hey who are you staring at?"
You "That girl over there."
Friend "You mean Teresa Hurley?!?!"
You "Yea the cute one."
Friend "Dang dude, wish you luck'
You "What do you mean?"
Friend "Everyone has there eye on her"
You "ohh....."

by dog with bone October 15, 2011

hurlbut

a VERY heavy drinker. loves cheap beer with all his heart.

man. are you gonna blackout tonight? gonna pull a hurlbut huh?

by jeeper December 28, 2007

Nic Hurler

Someone who pukes after using a nicotine product, typically a juul.

friend #1: man. jacob needs to lay off that juul onna g.

friend #2: how come dude?

friend #1: every time he hits the juul he always ends up puking his brains out, he's such a nic hurler.

by FredTheFriendlyFarmer September 25, 2019

Jack Hurley

A level 5 sex move when you have your girlfriend eat your ass in order to ejaculate.

Did you hear Bach got Jack Hurley'd at the hornswoggle meetup last night?

by Apdogod1 June 6, 2023

agent hurley

A big, overweight, unattractive and bad tempered female police officer, similar to the stereotype butch dyke. Notorious for violently handling arrested suspects and performing full physical examinations on them, including body orifices, on behalf of her chief inspector. Made famous in the film "Beavis & Butthead do America"

Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a full cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter here: don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

.....

Agent Hurley: He's clean chief.

Butthead: Huhhuh huh... Did I just score?

by harrie piel December 11, 2008

hurlfriends

The fat friends of the chick you're trying to bone

It'd be a lot easier to get into ____'s pants if it wasn't for her hurlfriends cock blocking me.

by omegablue333 October 30, 2009