Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.
Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.
by JaydenFloyd94 December 30, 2021
by pantsonhead December 23, 2002
Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.
Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.
Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.
by HH05 January 15, 2021
When a situation or event is made into a big mistake, often resulting in serious consequences and could be considered a disaster.
by J Dalley-Nee May 25, 2010
a person/being that consumes and digests methane gas (guffs/farts) commonly for pleasure and joy. guff munchs scran guffs typically as the guffer walks away or isnt looking by open mouth inhaling them so they can get a full taste.
by cal.lancey April 09, 2023
When a girl sits on another persons face, with her camel toe snuggly wrapped around the nose and her puckered arsehole kissing their lips (cheeks spread). She then let's out a guff (fart) while the other person is eating her tasty hole.
by thesaggy January 02, 2018
by TuffGuff May 27, 2021