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guffs by Greg Shearer---common scotland! December 25, 2003
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broccoli guffs
When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'
broccoli guffs by Sexpest666 November 25, 2009
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self guff
self guff by the slogan rogan January 14, 2017
Guffy Beer
A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."
"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
Guffy Beer by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013
guffufel
A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all. Often comedic in nature or having, in the least, whimsical undertones.
Alternative spellings: guffufal, guffufle, gerfuffle, kaffufal, kaffufel and kerfuffle.
My Dad, B. Fathers, often spoke of a "kaffufal valve". I took it that a kaffufal valve would be the type of thing used or found on one of Professor Branestawms' inventions popularised in a series of books by Norman Hunter.
See: Author Norman Hunter and in particular W. Heath Robinsons' illustrations of Professor Branestawms' inventions/contraptions to understand about kaffufal valves and you will see the connection between guffufel and a kaffufal valve.
Guffufel - A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all.
Kaffufal valve - An unnecessary device used on a unnecessary machine that tends to lead to a lot of comedic fuss about nothing much at all.
Alternative spellings: guffufal, guffufle, gerfuffle, kaffufal, kaffufel and kerfuffle.
My Dad, B. Fathers, often spoke of a "kaffufal valve". I took it that a kaffufal valve would be the type of thing used or found on one of Professor Branestawms' inventions popularised in a series of books by Norman Hunter.
See: Author Norman Hunter and in particular W. Heath Robinsons' illustrations of Professor Branestawms' inventions/contraptions to understand about kaffufal valves and you will see the connection between guffufel and a kaffufal valve.
Guffufel - A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all.
Kaffufal valve - An unnecessary device used on a unnecessary machine that tends to lead to a lot of comedic fuss about nothing much at all.
Two women at a 10% off sale in the ladies underwear section of a store, were fighting over this one last bra. They were tugging and pulling until suddenly the bra ripped in half. Each women, sweating, puffing and panting walked off, triumphant, with half a bra each.
Two male staff members who witnessed this titty covering tug'o'war, wondered why it was sooo important to get the bra or even one half of it and whatever would they do about their homeless titty? Turning to each other one of the staff persons remarked to the other "what a f'kin guffufel, silly pair of Guff Buckets."
Two male staff members who witnessed this titty covering tug'o'war, wondered why it was sooo important to get the bra or even one half of it and whatever would they do about their homeless titty? Turning to each other one of the staff persons remarked to the other "what a f'kin guffufel, silly pair of Guff Buckets."
guffufel by Rod Fathers (see Guff Bucket) November 1, 2013
gulfstream liberal
One who presents them self as an environmentalist and far leftist, yet actually spends money on extravagant, materialistic possessions that damage the environment. Got its name after Al Gore, who flies his private gulfstream jet across the country while condemning SUV owners and such.
Man that guy is such a gulfstream liberal, he yelled at me for leaving my car running at the red light but was driving a hummer himself.
gulfstream liberal by Mandrew L. April 18, 2010
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