While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer
by jeff April 04, 2005
by kissmyaxe17 January 06, 2022
An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.
Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!
by The Babber October 07, 2019
Someone who farts an abnormal amount, normally from excessive cheese eating. Also likely to be used towards a middle class girl from Hampshire.
by Burnie Spoonie January 11, 2018
A person who is too dazzled by their environment to lead an intentional life. Portmanteau of 'gas' and 'huffer'.
I ventured through the midwestern united states and it was beautiful, though there were a many hickless guffers going nowhere. So sad.
by Jer Jungle February 11, 2018
by Harry Balsack July 14, 2006
Gypsys, Gypos, Pikeys.
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from Guff (a fart) cos they all smell as bad as a guff.
Origin west midlands, England
Derived from Guff (a fart) cos they all smell as bad as a guff.
by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003