Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

Purple Meth Groundhog

The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.

Ryan said seat check but Aidan swiftly claimed Purple Meth Groundhog and Ryan lost his seat.

by Fender001 January 10, 2012

get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Groundhogging

A person or group in a discussion or a debate, repeats the same question with the sole intention of

a) rejecting or ignoring the answer

b) repeating the same question to new people they contact and ones they've already asked, knowingly intending to reject or ignore.

c) repeating a question with the intent of rejection, denial, or annoying others after the answer has been repeatedly posted before.

The have been asking for weeks "What are the charges?" and it's only groundhogging since they could find the charges on Google in a minute.

by Nixonvote1972 June 2, 2024

Pennsylvanian Groundhog

During sexual intercourse (fornication) the condom is lost in the vagina. It is then fished out using tongue or teeth. If condom is clean of jizz you then reuse said condom. Repeat if clean until ripped or dirty.

Him: Hey I lost the condom in your pussy
Her:Baby just pennsylvanian groundhog it out of me
Him: Aweeee it’s clean I have to reuse it.

by Cartiisass November 1, 2021

Evict The Groundhog

To fuck the poop out of you or someone else.

Who up evicting the groundhog?
Do you want to evict my groundhog?
Did you just evict the groundhog out of me?

by StakeTheSteak December 27, 2024