Grooting

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.

"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"

by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016

gootchbean

1. The Prostate.

2. A Retard.

1. "Will you please flick my Gootchbean?".

2. "McDonalds always hires gootchbeans to work at the counter."

by Kaitlyn Mcwilliams December 2, 2005

GooTube

GooTube is the name Google adopted when YouTube was bought by them in 2006 for 1.6 Billion dollars. It also sounds a lot like another word for a condom.

Dude! I saw you on GooTube last night!

Yeah, that was me. I was using a GooTube while watching GooTube at midnight.

by CrAzYbRoS October 29, 2006

Grönt

Grönt is Swedish slang for weed. Grönt/grön is Swedish for green. Grönt is often used with another color, Brunt which is swedish for brown. Grönt is never used when talking about hash and brunt is never used when talking about flower/bud/weed. Grönt and brunt is mostly used when the type of cannabis product is of importance and rarely if ever used as a general term when talking about cannabis. Other swedish weed slang: Maja, braj ,grälle, äzi,gräs, ved,röka.

har du grönt eller brunt? - do you have Grönt or brunt?
Grönt är skönt - Grönt is pleasant

Grönt är 100kr/g - Grönt is 100kr/g
Grönt är ingen grönsak - Grönt is not a vegetable

Jag har en 5g jolle grönt här! - i have 5g joint Grönt

by MegaMoistMister April 24, 2019

Groat

The combination of a groan and bloat.

"Ethan, guess what?"
"What?"
"Daniel Keaton uploaded another gorging vid!"
"How many times did he GROAT?"
"37."

by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs April 13, 2020

Gbooty

(n) Having a substantial amount of flesh on the arse. A gangsta butt.

Look at the gbooty on Dana!

by rocka g January 19, 2009

gootch warbler

one who has the predisposition to praise or sing about gootch
as the result of a strong usually erotic attraction to the gootch area.

"why the hell does he keep talkin about that chicks gootch when her ta tas are obviously the main event? what a gootch warbler!"

by captain smooth September 23, 2007