African Glob

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body

I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me

by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025

glibbity glob

a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)

Bob: EW, what is that!? It's all over my shoes!
John: Oh! That's glibbity glob.

by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023

Chooba La Chum Glob

A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.

Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."

by chumglobharold March 19, 2024

glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

Glob

First before we get into the definition of glob, let's talk about its roots. Glob can also be a Latin word meaning "globe". There can be many definitions to glob, it could similar to a blob (of slime, and egg, etc.)or it could be a globe as the Latin root. The usual definition of Glob is a weird pile of something jiggley, something slimey.

That slime looks like a Glob

by Aamori April 3, 2019

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

Jumbled glob

LaurenZside made this word

Ma’m you look like a jumbled glob to me! 😭

by SHIZZZST🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ May 4, 2024