On Glob

Another way to say "on God" for good Christians.

"Yo bro, that broad's got a fatty!"
"On glob bro."

by Destroyernater March 14, 2023

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023

goofy glob

the best and strongest and sexiest producer on the planet

boy: sogie tape was fire i love goofy glob
girl: *takes off clothes*

by sanjayisherenow June 20, 2023

glizzy glob

Sticky white substance that comes from the tip of the glizzy; cum

Girl, he got his glizzy glob all over my face!

He got his glizzy glob all up inside of me

Aye bro you got glizzy glob all over your pants

by Uhhhhidkbro February 27, 2024

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

Jumbled glob

LaurenZside made this word

Ma’m you look like a jumbled glob to me! 😭

by SHIZZZST🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️ May 4, 2024

African Glob

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body

I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me

by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025