Gruffnugget

A bum dread lock caused by the mixing of residual poo and bum pubes rubbed between the butt cheeks.

Wife: What are you doing?

Man: Plucking my gruffnuggets.

by Gruffbum November 30, 2010

Fruity Guff

A "fruity" smelling trump, can only be pulled off by a man with a beard. Unfortunately.

A man trumps

Jeeze, can you smell that fruity guff? That bearded man looks suspicious.

by alexmorris.jamescox May 27, 2009

Gaffa Cake

Gaffa Cake, derived from GAF, Gay As Fuck, and Jaffa Cake, obviously.
Gaffa Cake, even gayer than GAF.

"Mate, dont be such a Gaffa Cake!"

by Gaffa As Fuck November 21, 2013

Gaff Bash

A house party or pissup

Dat gaff bash last night was sick bruv!

by O J3 J3 Y July 6, 2009

gruffball

A piece of faecal matter stuck to anal hair after excereting.

I have gruffballs stuck to my bottom.

by Gleebo August 10, 2009

Gluffie

A person interested in understanding the ingredients and preparation of Gluten-Free food for pleasure and wellness.

Let's check out this restaurant. My friend is a total Gluffie and strongly recommends it.

by GlutenFreeExpo August 31, 2013

Gaffarena

A Fatherless figure with social problems in Maltese. (Used as an insult)

David: "Eeehh Foxx ommok qisek Gaffarena"
Terence: " Inbosslok f'halqek"

by Dronzi May 25, 2021