A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.
Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
by I Can Be Your Cutie March 20, 2008
Get the functioning crackhead mug.A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
by d May 13, 2005
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Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.
Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.
Eugene: What's your function here?
Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.
Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?
Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.
Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.
Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?
Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.
by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005
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by anonymous July 23, 2015
Get the Functionally Poor mug.When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.
Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"
by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008
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