Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

I found Among Us

The act of finding an Among Us unexpectedly and screaming "I found Among Us" very fast repeatedly to the rhythm of DVRST "Close Eyes" to attract the attention of the others to convince them you are definitely not sus. Usually used when you find the Among Us in an unlikely place like the vents.

*sees someone venting*
Among us... I FOUND AMONG US I FOUND I FOUND AMONG US I FOUND AMONG US I FOUND I FOUND AMONG US

by Zan Tsu of Japan June 18, 2022

Congregations! you found a secret definition!

Wow. you somehow managed to find this definition! you should be prowd

Congregations! you found a secret definition! means ur cool (:

by congrats! April 7, 2022

Make A Wish Foundation

A children's charity organization for terminally ill children up to 18 years of age. Grant's a dying child their one wish in life, no matter how extreme.

Foundation: You are only 12 and we grieve your time is so short, Timmy. What can our foundation do for you?

Timmy: ...

Foundation: Anything you want Timmy! Do you want to meet your favorite football player? Own an Xbox 360 and tons of games? Drive a ferrari?

Timmy: NO GODDAMNIT! I want some ass! ASS!!! ASS ASS ASS AND MORE ASS, and lots of it, I tell you! I want the hottest bitches up in my hospital room, huge titties in each hand, and the best fucking weed ever grown.

Foundation: Timmy, you got it! That's what the Make a Wish Foundation is all about, helping kids fulfill their dreams!

by The Gimp November 5, 2012

r/foundthemobileuser

A subreddit where it's purpouse is to mock people who capitalize r/ as R/.

Reddit post: Insert camo joke
Redditor 1: You can see it, you must be blind.
Redditor 2: R/woooosh
Redditor 3: r/foundthemobileuser

by whenthathomebrewhits November 11, 2019

venetian fountain

when, after giving a blow job, one spits the semen back into the guy's face

Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."

by CB1703 March 3, 2009

Troy Fountain

A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.

Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.

by westlakehand September 13, 2011