Flüge

An engorged whale penis.

Kaveman could not handle himself anymore, unable to control his own love for bestiality he jumped into the great sea and found himself stroking the massive, sloppy, throbbing Flüge of the great Moby Dick himself.

by Jigga's mom March 5, 2008

fluke

something that happens solely due to luck

It was just a fluke that you won. You won't be so lucky next time.

by Light Joker January 4, 2006

Flugelhorn

1. An embracing act of love whereby the male in the relationship gently and softly visits "her" with his fingers from his perfectly sized hands.
2. A brass instrument resembling a trumpet but with a wider, conical bore. A member of the saxhorn family.
3. A term used "How I met your mother", a popular American comedy, used by Robin to describe when Barney goes too far

"I can't wait to be flugelhorned later" wink wink ;)

"I play the flugelhorn in my local brass band"

Robin: "we've been over this, unless I say 'flugelhorn' you haven't gone too far."

by ilikecarrots June 10, 2010

beef flume

a vagina

by shadow June 29, 2003

Log flume

A term often used in software development, when the technical team are trying to troubleshoot a customer problem. This term usually suggests that the technical team is constantly asking the customer for log files.

Manager: Did you manage to troubleshoot the issues that Technico had?
Neils: Not yet, I've taken them for a ride on the log flume until I can figure it out

by neilsonz January 20, 2009

beef flume

see vagina

Were you guys chowin' down on beef flume?

by Adam Carolla June 29, 2003

Doc Flugel

When two homosexuals tie large knots in rope and insert razor blades thru the knots then push said knots up each other arses until the blood streams which they then drink while raping someones cat.

Those two dirty battys are at it again Doc Flugelling each other and they've got my Tibbles involved as well.

by Brummie Andy October 22, 2008