Flatulant

as in fat . intelligence intelligent a smart ass. a man of twisted mind or personality

that flatulant Frog grifted me on my doobage

basicaly translates to
that fat smartass frenchman ripped me off for my weed.

by TheFlatulantFrog August 29, 2008

flautist

One who "plays the flute"; literally, a homo, but can be used to describe any moron or dumbass encountered in everyday life.

John made the whole class listen to his poetry and interpretive dance routine again today. What a fucking flautist.

The football team lost by 42 points again last game...what a bunch of flautists.

by B. Woit November 8, 2007

flatulatas

any meat / torilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.

"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.

by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003

flatulate

Giving an excuse about being delayed by a flat tire.

He flatulated in to the meeting 20 minutes late.

by Crewcut November 2, 2006

flatulante

(noun) A person who exibitis common acts of flatulance. Derived from the Mexican subculture of the Mary Higgins followers.

Roger Goodman, and Randal the dog are both the fine young strapping flatulantes.

by Ryles September 26, 2005

Flatulicious

Flatulance with a simultaneously disgusting and yet delicious fragrance that only the person who passed the gas could appreciate. A fart that has a morbidly fetid aroma that could be compared to rotting flesh.

After someone ripped a noisy fart in the elevator all of the occupants agreed that it was flatulicious. The culprit commented "um,rich"

by StevieD May 17, 2007

Rogue Flatulator

The act of purposely flatulating in someone's comfort zone for your own personal pleasure.

A deviant, One who delights in your Nasal Dismay. A sneak, Proficient in all Flatual activity, "You smelt it , he dealt it..."

He's gone, but the putrid "eue de toilette" of his expired breakfast burrito will scar you forever.

sniff..sniff...Who just farted? You smell that??
it must have been that guy that just walked by...
I was wondering why he smiled, that Rogue Flatulator

by MrHollandsOpusOne November 9, 2010