Fed Baby

“Fed baby” is a child born in the care of a pregnant mother and/or father in federal prison. The child is typically placed with family members such as grandparents, aunts or uncles. Some unfortunately go into the foster care system. Similar to “State babies” whose mothers and fathers were incarcerated during their births while in state prison.

I’m a fed baby my birth certificate look different AF! Cardboard, green and don’t even have the race listed on that MF! Smh

by Zee the OG February 24, 2021

fed up

(adjective) disgusted and completely out of patience

I've had enough, now i'm so fed up (Eminem).
He fed up with her bad behavior.

by wisamin8or August 9, 2010

Fed-Ex

Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed

Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.

by Roadheat November 11, 2006

fed head

a fake "Ed Hardy" hat.
i guess they just added the letter f to 'Ed' and put head at the end of it because it rhymes and you wear it on your head.

Guy: "Are you a fed head? Because you have an Ed Hardy hat on."
Girl: "Yep. Im addicted to Ed Hardy."

by Jamesyboyy January 11, 2008

Fed Ex Pope

Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.

The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.

by Irish Reptilia November 4, 2004

Fed-Ex

Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.

I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.

by Dave Greer November 16, 2006

fed-ex nipples

Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.

"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."

by Sponjizz1930 June 18, 2014