Facon Bits

Small pieces of unknown origin passing themselves off as bacon bits. Commonly found today at many salad bars as well as grocery sheleves. Easily identified by consistency of small pieces of gravel.

I think I'll have some facon bits on my salad!

by Tuchdown November 6, 2002

fagony

when a gay guy has too much anal and their bum hole is killing like a bitch.

straight guy: omg i did the biggest shit last night and i felt like i was in fagony.
gay guy: i totally know what you mean!

lucy: me and jake got together last night and he did me up the ass and good lord, i've been in fagony all day.
gay guy: yeah, i get that too.

by ooh lala June 2, 2008

Faponit

Faponit™ is *the* miracle cure: If you have a serious relationship-related decision to make, use some Faponit™ before, and it becomes so much easier!

@see fap on it

- "Geez, should I get back to my ex?"
- "I'd recommend using some Faponit™ first."

by wwwrun August 22, 2011

fadonger

A euphemism for the word penis. Used by your grandparents when you were a little naked kid in the bathtub.

OHHHHHHH Look at that beautiful fadonger!

by Carter SN October 1, 2005

Farfninny

(n)Pertaining to that which is a superior breed of ninny; one that practices exceptional ninny like behavior.

Nate: "Dude...Mario was being such a Farfninny at the party last night.

Grant: " I know...thats why Jed bitch-slapped him in the titty"

by Mario Farfan October 26, 2006

fadonk

to bitch slap some1 with ur dong

bree got fadonked by the enormous dick and thats why shes blind now

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Falon

Hot fucking chick who gets me into every bar we go to.

Falon can get me into stool pidgeons, just watch.

by Rizon Shizook September 23, 2003