Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.
City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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A business in which their name combines the words "Electric" and "Lite", which symbolizes lightness and energy.
They make games and electronic music
They make games and electronic music
Jake: Yo, Ever heard of Electalite?
Tess: No, is it some sort of Pokemon? It sounds like Electabuzz
Jake: It is a registered business since August of 2023, and they are very talented people.
Tess: I am gonna check them out. Their name sounds cool
Tess: No, is it some sort of Pokemon? It sounds like Electabuzz
Jake: It is a registered business since August of 2023, and they are very talented people.
Tess: I am gonna check them out. Their name sounds cool
by ElectronLite August 26, 2023
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Get the Human ejector seat mug.An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.
Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."
Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."
Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."
by WhoDaThought? April 21, 2021
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Taco laser beams. taco laser beam
If you were hit by a beam you will not be able tp speak english for 10.5 minutes
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If you were hit by a beam you will not be able tp speak english for 10.5 minutes
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