Eggnod

The worst news of a man's life at the greatest time of the year. When a female informs her male counterpart, ranging from the ages of 8 - 97, that she is carrying his baby. MUST OCCUR BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS.

It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.

The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.

Unlucky Bro: Dude, she gave me that eggnod

Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.

Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.

by Lady Gaga's penis December 2, 2009

Eggina

When you pour dirty eggnog in you vagina.

"Baby, imma give you a eggina and lick it off your twat."

by ObamaIsDead October 12, 2009

Eggsnol

Eggsnol is a new type of fuel that is made of eggs and all.

My new truck gets great gas milage on EGGSNOL.

by Marlboroman311 January 27, 2011

Eggnogstic

A mixed drink that combines Bailey's, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.

I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.

by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

eggnostic

possessing intellectual or esoteric knowledge of eggnog

Are you eggnostic? That is the most delicious eggnog ever!

by elgrottodiablo December 16, 2011

egone thot

The phrase to banish a strong thot with the power of Lord Farquaad and the Thot Patrol, because the thots have been evolving....

Thot Patroller: NO! My Begone Thoticus Maximus you're omega gay isn't working! I have to resort to one thing.... E GONE THOT!
Thot: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Thot was vaporized, then vaporized again until completely obliterated and sent to HEll

by begone-clot September 11, 2018

eggo my leggo

It's leggo my eggo, but backwards. Why did you search this?

"EGGO MY LEGGO", no, it's "LEGGO MY EGGO"

by alecbelle December 3, 2019